GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And